1. And once again, our president, Donald Trump demonstrates all the grace of a tumbling dumpster full of chicken entrails off the edge of a cliff into a sewage treatment pond.

  2. So,we have a trade agreement with our neighbors to the South…Lapland? The President promises to leave strippers alone from now on.

  3. Madonna should be allowed to give a eulogy at John McCain’s funeral so she can finally pay tribute to Aretha Franklin.

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