The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to be revoked.



  1. Robert Mueller has been so successful in getting former Trump allies to cooperate in exchange for immunity, he’ll soon have his own TV show … on HGTV. It’ll be called “Flip that White House.”

  2. Belgian scientists are looking for people to donate their feces to help with research into illnesses. Sadly, there’s a shortage of donors because too many people don’t give a sh*t.

  3. President Donald Trump: This what happens when the red-headed stepchild is also the 1000-pound elephant in the room, and he won’t stop tweeting.

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