1. A world-famous Origami artist moved into our neighborhood. I think I’ll put down my paper and go welcome her into the fold.

  2. If you do stand-up comedy, this line works well on hecklers: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but it looks like you’re already there!”

  3. Donald Trump is the President of the United States. Yes. That Donald Trump. And it’s going about as well as you might expect. His administration has been marked by division, derision and a distinct lack of supervision. Not just collusional, but delusional and confusional.

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