I saw the first Christmas ad of 2018. It was for the Hallmark Channel’s series of Christmas specials, scheduled to start October 26. I don’t know what’s scarier: thinking about Christmas in August or the fact that the Hallmark Channel has 60 Christmas specials.



  1. According to his lawyers, Donald Trump is willing to sit down to an interview with Robert Mueller as long as the conversation doesn’t include collusion, obstruction or fraud. Acceptable topics are golf, the weather and ice cream. Hair maintenance, Don Jr. and Omarosa are also off- limits.

  2. Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit.

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