1. Harley-Davidson’s first electric cycle is set to go on sale next summer. Too cool to recharge? Don’t worry, Harley makes an extension cord disguised as your old lady’s bra.

  2. saw the first Christmas ad of 2018. it was for the Hallmark Channel’s series of Christmas specials. scheduled to start Oct 26. don’t know what’s scarier: thinking about Christmas in August or the fact that the Hallmark Channel has 60 Christmas specials.

  3. Trump held a rally in Ohio at Olentangy Orange High School. Since prison jumpsuits are orange, I guess he’s just getting used to the color.

  4. Flooding caused Hershey Park to be closed for several days. To keep this from happening in the future, Hershey should buy Lifesavers.

  5. The Eiffel Tower in Paris shut down Wednesday due to a workers strike. Tourists had to be satisfied with visiting the next biggest thing in Paris. A waiter’s ego.

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