TC in BC says:
Ailing John McCain does not want Donny to attend his funeral. Look for Drumph’s upcoming Tweet: “He’s not invited to my funeral either. If anyone is gonna piss on my grave, it will be Russian Hookers!”
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders told the New York Times that being called a liar “bothers me.” Awww. Liars have feelings too. And reporters revealing just a single discrepancy between the truth and her account can ruin her day.
I hear she buys her underpants at Victoria’s Asbestos Secret.
If the NFL really gave a damn about people showing respect during national anthem they’d order teams to shut down concession stands while it was played.
President Trump has cancelled the meeting between the US, North and South Korea. But don’t worry if you bought any of the White House Commemorative Summit coins. In the unlikely event of a nuclear attack they can be placed over your loved ones dead eyes.
The latest Hollywood star being accused of sexual harassment is Morgan Freeman. Oh, God, no!!!