1. Americans have always been fascinated with British royalty. Some say it’s because we don’t have royalty of our own. But now we have royals in the White House. Well, a royal mess anyway.

  2. The latest big internet debate has been about whether a computer-generated voice is saying “Laurel” or “Yanny.” It’s actually saying “Get a life.”

  3. It’s time to do away with the U.S. Postal Service. They can’t get simple things right. Like delivering my invitation to the Royal Wedding.

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