1. My wife bought a thong bikini for the beach. When I reminded her that she is 67 years old, Sharon gave me a cheeky reply: “It’s for you, dear.”

  2. Have you heard the term “range anxiety” applied to people’s fear of running out of power in their electric cars? My wife joked that she might say the same of me in the bedroom. Zap.

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