1. Twitter has suggested to all of its users to immediately change their passwords after a bug was discovered in their security. Donny says no need to change his “sign in p/w”, as he never ever logs off his account.

  2. A video captured the triumphant return of New York City’s legendary Pizza Rat dragging a slice of cheese pizza through the Lexington Avenue/59th Street subway station. Fresh from a meeting at the White House, ex-Mayor Giuliani celebrated with a slice of his favorite pie.

  3. Americans really looked forward to the Kentucky Derby this year. Nice to marvel at the accomplishments of three-year olds. Instead of leaders who act like three-year olds.

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