1. I don’t have a ferret in this fight, but if a bitch’in car is a good thing, is a bitch’in woman also something positive? I’d vote no, but my wife might see this…

  2. Archaeologists using advanced imaging technology have deciphered previously unrecognizable fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls. They contained one interesting bit of advice … In life, as in Bridge, never lead with a Trump.

  3. Kanye West says slavery was a choice. Kim Kardashian says her husband was misunderstood–he meant bondage was a choice.

  4. Film academy expels Bill Cosby. I’m surprised–I thought they had already done this for ‘Ghost Dad.’

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