1. Glow Bowl is a motion-activated light you can easily install that makes your toilet bowl glow in the dark. It’s great for gamers, because after a midnight trip to Taco Bell they can play sink the brown trout.

  2. In my opinion sports are getting waaay too violent. Just the other day I tried to watch a game between the Yankees and Red Sox, and it looked like basebrawl.

  3. Last night I had a nightmare that my wife was eating my wallet. I guess some dreams don’t really need interpreting.

  4. First there was Washington, the Father of Our Country, then Lincoln, The Great Emancipator, and Truman, The Buck Stops Here. Now Trump, with the bombing of Syria … Donald, Duck!

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