WILL DURST says:
Dopey Donald said he thinks its great that Xi Jinping will be Chinese President for life, and maybe the US will do the same some day. If that happens Mexico will indeed build a wall. To control our emigration.
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President Trump will fly to North Korea this May and meet with supreme leader, Kim Jong-un to talk over the nuclear situation.
Trump should have no trouble pulling this off. So long as he tells Kim
President Trump will fly to North Korea this May and meet with supreme leader, Kim Jong-un to talk over the nuclear situation.
Trump should have no trouble pulling this off. So long as he tells Kim that orange is the new black.
My wife is an awful cook. Yesterday she tried to make a Turtle Sundae using a Slow Cooker. The results left me shell-shocked.
Just asking: If males could give birth, would they be wombmen?
“Rick Saccone was a flawed candidate.” “Conor Lamb was Republican Lite.” “I ran out of gas. Had a flat tire. Didn’t have enough money for cab fare. The tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”
Trump picked CNBC commentator Larry Kudlow as top economic adviser. We know Trump watches a lot of TV. Look for the next Supreme Court vacancy to be filled by Judge Judy.
I think it was Stephen Hawking who originally said, “The proof that there is intelligent life in the universe is the fact they’ve obviously chosen not to contact us.”
Trump has been in Southern California for a few days, inspecting his border wall prototypes, talking to the military, things like that. I don’t want to say he’s overly affected by the L.A. way, but he got his new Secretary of State on Rodeo Drive.
Overheard in a bar, two women talking about marriage: “At first all you need is two hearts and a diamond. Then it isn’t long before you wish you had a club and a spade.”
Why does the NRA have so much power? It comes down to lead. They’ve got it in their guns. We’ve got it in our asses.
Mike Pence is only one chicken bone away from the presidency. And Dopey Donald does not look like a picky eater.
California Aero company Kitty Hawk has unveiled a pilot-less air taxi. It’s an all-electric, vertical takeoff and landing vehicle they expect to see operational in five years. They’ve thought of every emergency situation too. In the unlikely event of a water landing the fuselage turns into a floating Viking funeral pyre.
Is there anyone out there who doesn’t have BINGO in Trump Firing Bingo?
Ah, March, when you become irrationally happy over Houston Cougars win a basketball game, and you only picked them because you have a cat bracket.
Ah, March, when you become irrationally happy over Houston Cougars winning a basketball game, and you only picked them because you have a cat bracket.