TERRY ETTER says:
I have a theory that old people use farting like booster rockets. They use farting to get up out of chairs. They use farting to walk down the street. They use farting to climb stairs. My theory is being tested at the Fart Propulsion Laboratory in Sun City, Arizona.
Donald Trump wants to hold a military parade. It would take place later this year to give the army a chance to learn how to goose step.
My friend is sick cause she has no access to any safe drinking water. I told her I hope she gets well soon.
It’s illegal for the President of the United States to drive. But that doesn’t mean he can’t drive many of us crazy.
this is like trying to binge- watch House of Cards recast with rental clowns and a new season drops every week.
Russia’s election commission registered eight candidates to run in next month’s presidential election against Putin, and one of them is a girl. I don’t know, he may have a problem with her. The other day she was riding her horse in Red Square, and she looked pretty good without a shirt.
For the sixth year in a row Los Angeles was ranked as the most congested city in the world. It’s gotten so bad Kim Kardashian’s yoga pants were seen double-parked on Rodeo Drive.
Starbucks is opening a coffee house in Milan, the first one in Italy. And I think it will work. They’ve partnered with Fiat to build self-serving lattes.
Spice Girls planning reunion tour. Wouldn’t say they are getting long in the tooth, but Baby Spice is now Old Spice.
Customer says he found rat feces baked into Little Caesar’s pizza. Customer said he wanted three toppings not free droppings.
One of the things I love about driving my electric Tesla car is that I can pass gas whenever I like.
Too bad you can’t recharge your batteries with it.
Went to an Alice in Wonderland tea party. Had the Trump blend. AKA, Mad Had Her blend.
So who had to tell Trump that at the National Prayer Breakfast they wouldn’t be praying to him?