GARY BACHMAN says:
I just completed training to be a door-to-door salesman. I graduated from the school of hard knocks.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
I just completed training to be a door-to-door salesman. I graduated from the school of hard knocks.
A giant meteor will pass close to the Earth on Super Bowl Sunday. The only falling star I want to see that day is Tom Brady.
Living under President Trump is like riding with someone who owns a fleet of cars but no driver’s license. And he’s blind. “How hard can it be? Teenagers do it all the time. Get in.” And there’s 7 billion of us in the back seat.
Even though he wants them all out of the country, Trump still plans to celebrate May 5th. Or as he calls it, Cinco de My-Ho.
IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad, 91, has died. His funeral will take place as soon as his family finishes assembling his coffin.