WILL DURST says:
Can’t wait for Kellyanne Conway’s upcoming book, “How to Lie Out of Both Sides of Your Two Faces at the Same Time Constantly.”
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WILL DURST says:
Can’t wait for Kellyanne Conway’s upcoming book, “How to Lie Out of Both Sides of Your Two Faces at the Same Time Constantly.”
Donald Trump; then Oprah? Logically, the next in line after that would either be one of the Kardashians or Snooki.
Trump to speak to American Farm Bureau. His advice to American farmers: “Use lots of manure–it works for me.”
If your resolutions include: “Gamble more, buy useless stuff, envy rich people,” then you may be able to keep them all year. Aim low, achieve your goals, I always say.