1. John Lennon’s memorabilia, stolen from Yoko Ono in 2006 was discovered at a flea market in Berlin. Yesterday, Lovely Rita was notified after Help! was yelled down Strawberry Fields along the Penny Lane.

  2. The skeleton of Dolly, the world-famous cloned sheep was recently examined by doctors at Glasgow University and it was determined she had an arthritis-free, healthy life. Well, except for that lamb kebab incident.

  3. A couple from Arkansas named their daughter Olivia, after their favorite restaurant, Olive Garden. Cute. But not as cute as the Texas couple who named their son after his favorite place to chow down. Hooters.

  4. The “Smile” design Amazon uses on its packages looks like a penis to my wife, which is kind of f***ed. Now I can’t unsee it!

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