WILL the THRILL says:
Charles Manson’s remains will be scattered across the prison graveyard…Helter Skelter.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Charles Manson’s remains will be scattered across the prison graveyard…Helter Skelter.
I think I’ve been ripped off. Signed up for private synchronized swimming lessons.
Hackers this week infiltrated the Sacramento Regional Transit system computers and threatened to erase millions of files unless paid a ransom of one Bitcoin. Officials are not worried however. They canceled the pizza delivery and turned off power to the basement.
Two people injured in altercation outside Houston mall today–Black and Blue Friday.
Luxury converted Kansas nuclear missile silo is now listed on Airbnb. This would be perfect for my wife and I since she calls me the “Minuteman.”
A bull in China was born with an extra leg growing out of its back. So here’s a joke for the Brits in the audience: He’s the first male ever who can get one’s leg over himself.
US Turkey Day games: Did anyone notice that Cowboys owner Jerry Jones sent someone from his private box at halftime to see if Ezekiel Elliott was hiding in The Salvation Army Kettle?
Tampa Bay QB Jameis Winston is under investigation for groping a Uber driver’s knees. He has denied the allegations stating he’s only turned on by “Crab Legs”.
UCLA players shoplifting caught stealing sunglasses??? WhyTF are they even selling sunglasses in China anyways? Must be for tourists planning to visit to Montana or Alaska.
There hasn’t been sunlight in Shanghai or Peking since the Ming Dynasty.
Sorry, but I’ve never watched one episode of The Partridge Family. Did they finally get evicted from that pear tree they illegally squatting in?
Fox News is ‘much more important’ than CNN, Trump tweeted. IMO, Trump coverage would best be handled by the Cartoon Network.
Cyber Monday…just another day of my wife robotic-ally buying shoes for her endless collection.
Donald Trump says he turned down Time’s “Man of the Year.” But he’s still eligible for “Cretinous Fool Toad Buttwipe Lizardstick” of the Year. Think he’s got that one nailed down. No photo shoot necessary.