BILL WILLIAMS says:

A 92-year-old Iowa man who won a $390,000 lottery jackpot said his windfall was predicted by a fortune cookie. The fortune cookie told him he would meet many tall, green and wrinkled strangers.


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  1. World Series pitchers are claiming balls are “juiced” so they fly further, hence a record 22 home runs already. “I have a solution for that” mumbled Tom Brady to no one in particular.

  2. The FBI used a no-knock raid against former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort to gain evidence on his Ruskie ties. Basically, it’s an adaptation of Kevin Spacey’s raid policy. Throw the bad boy on the bed and roll around on top of him.

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