WILL DURST says:

Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, wildfires. Mother Nature is going Rambo. At this point I’m not sure we can rule out a Sharknado.


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  1. The latest technology in the mortician business is liquified loved ones. Basically, they put the body in a tank and convert the remains to liquid. Cheaper and more green than burial or cremation, plus you can toast Uncle Leo over ice cubes made of Uncle Leo.

  2. I attended a wedding where vials of colored sand were mixed to symbolize the melding of the bride, groom, and children from previous marriages. All went well until someone’s cat jumped on the alter and spilled the sand, and then used it to bring comic relief to the proceedings.

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