WILL DURST says:
Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, wildfires. Mother Nature is going Rambo. At this point I’m not sure we can rule out a Sharknado.
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WILL DURST says:
Earthquakes, floods, hurricanes, wildfires. Mother Nature is going Rambo. At this point I’m not sure we can rule out a Sharknado.
The Underwear Bomber is suing for mistreatment in prison. His lawyer filed the necessary briefs.
Gary, I understand that the briefs were dynamite.
LOL, Terry!
Queen Elizabeth owns a McDonald’s. Closest I can come is spending time on the throne after eating a dozen McNuggets.
My deceased uncle who worked as a Salvation Army volunteer looked exactly like me–a dead ringer.
The latest technology in the mortician business is liquified loved ones. Basically, they put the body in a tank and convert the remains to liquid. Cheaper and more green than burial or cremation, plus you can toast Uncle Leo over ice cubes made of Uncle Leo.
The weird part is, the most effective front in the War on Republicans is the side with the Republicans.
I attended a wedding where vials of colored sand were mixed to symbolize the melding of the bride, groom, and children from previous marriages. All went well until someone’s cat jumped on the alter and spilled the sand, and then used it to bring comic relief to the proceedings.
Ho Ho Ho. You made me laugh again. Thanks.
To the Trump administration, the term “holding the moral high ground” means whoever is talking from the taller pile ofmoney.
Next season I’ll be protesting the outrageous prices of beer and hot dogs at baseball games by kneeling when they play Take Me Out to The Ball Game.
Sorry, I can’t walk 18 holes, will need a power cart. Bone Spurs, you know?