WILL DURST says:

The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy around muffin time. If you think about it, a hand grenade will signal the end of recess.


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  1. Kim Yo Jong, sister of Kim Jong Un, has been appointed to a top political post in North Korea’s government. Not quite clear yet what her job will be, but we think she’s the one who decides if Dennis Rodman can wear a white dress after Labor Day. 

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