1. Kim Yo Jong, sister of Kim Jong Un, has been appointed to a top political post in North Korea’s government. Not quite clear yet what her job will be, but we think she’s the one who decides if Dennis Rodman can wear a white dress after Labor Day. 

  2. For centuries astronomers from Copernicus to Carl Sagan have believed there is twice as much matter as seen by the naked eye. But it took a simple Hollywood starlet to show them the error of their ways. They finally realized the cosmos is like Kim Kardashian’s butt. What you see is what you get.

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