1. Santa Claus’ tomb found in Turkey, archaeologists say. In related news, the Easter Bunny’s remains have been located. He met his demise as a result of a 1940’s pregnancy test.

  2. They say in the early 1900’s, Detroit was know as the “Paris of the Midwest.” Now it might more accurately be described as the Baghdad of the Midwest

  3. A 92-year-old Iowa man who won a $390,000 lottery jackpot said his windfall was predicted by a fortune cookie. The fortune cookie told him he would meet many tall, green and wrinkled strangers.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *