TERRY ETTER says:
Trump has advised sports fans to walk out of events where they are offended by political statements made by players. I wonder if that advice also applies to presidential events.
TERRY ETTER says:
Trump has advised sports fans to walk out of events where they are offended by political statements made by players. I wonder if that advice also applies to presidential events.
Authorities in Arkansas are seeking a pair of toilet paper bandits caught on camera taking rolls of tissue from a public park restroom. T.P. police report the men appear very flushed, and definitely have a square to spare.
North Carolina police say no one was hurt when a tractor-trailer flipped onto its side destroying over 13,000 Vodka bottles … No one hurt! That’s 156,000 dead Bloody Marys?
Someone please shut down the Category 5 Blowhard’s Twitter account before he gets us in a nuclear war because someone calls him “a doo- doo head.”
It appears as if Donald Trump’s core constituency is white males who played football without a helmet. Think he’s aiming to be President of Alabama.
I accidentally dropped a watermelon on my dog. Now I have a meloncolly.
Angelina Jolie’s double mastectomy to reduce her risk of breast cancer has led many other women to follow suit. In fact, it’s almost an epidemic. And surprise surprise, Hooters is jumping on the bandwagon too. It’s renamed itself, B. Hinds.
FBI says sting found multiple bribes, payouts involving Arizona, Auburn, Oklahoma State & USC. There’s corruption in NCAA basketball, I’m shocked.
New poll of 2,200 Americans found 54% knew Puerto Ricans are US citizens. Would love to see same folks polled about Hawaiians.
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Trump lauding hockey right now. But NHL is pro-league with the most immigrants taking well-paying jobs from Americans.
Saudi Arabia to lift ban on women driving. However, they must remain at least three car lengths behind men drivers.
Twitter considering doubling number of characters allowed. Great–Trump’s tweets will be twice as stupid and offensive.