1. North Korea has executed eleven musicians so far. See, over there they have a different plan for one-hit wonders than we do. Oldies but Deadies.

  2. Beaverton, Oregon, was ranked 12th on a list of the best places to live in the United States, according to and Money magazine. It was a sad story though, really. Originally ranked number one, they tumbled to 12th when The Beave was caught being naughty in the man cave.

  3. A surrogate mother is carrying Kim and Kanye’s fertilized egg. The surrogate method involves artificial insemination, and that means the woman did not have sex with either one of the K’s. Which makes her one of only three in all of Hollywood.

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