TERRY ETTER says:
First, Trump declared Texas to be a disaster area. Then he declared Louisiana to be a disaster area. Next up, the White House staff?
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TERRY ETTER says:
First, Trump declared Texas to be a disaster area. Then he declared Louisiana to be a disaster area. Next up, the White House staff?
It’s actually sort of ironic that my wife refuses to use a broom and sweep the house. I mean, she IS a witch.
Southwest Airlines flew a cabin full of rescued Houston dogs to San Diego. They left Bush International Airport from Gate K-9.
Hurricane Irma is a 28 club wind to those that play golf.
Multiple floods, hurricanes, wildfires, & now an 8.1 earthquake. Call me crazy, but for some reason, it seems like Mother Nature is pissed.
Patriots fans feeling a bit deflated this weekend.
Remembering those bumper stickers “God is coming and boy is she pissed.” Not sure about God but Mother Nature sure seems unhappy.
New York Fashion Week was little threatened by Hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Jose. But just in case, all model’s thongs also served as emergency flotation devices.
Florida residents are calling on President Trump to open Mar-a-Lago as a shelter for hurricane victims. The President said he really would if he could. But there’s the dress code.
Hillary Clinton needs to change her diet: less sour grapes and more crow.
Hurricane Irma could shut down Disney World and cost the company millions. Fortunately, Donald Duck should remain unscathed.
It’s Anniversary time! Imagine, 34 years of pure wedded hiss…
Polish metal band Decapitated arrested in U.S. on kidnapping charges. The band told authorities they were sorry, apparently they just lost their heads.
Heartbroken man is playing the piano non-stop in public to win back his lost love. “Sing us a song you’re the piano man, sing us a song tonight and tomorrow and the next day….”
Police are hunting for a Thai woman accused of marrying at least eight men before fleeing with stacks of dowry money. Why not just do your gold digging legally–marry an American billionaire real estate tycoon.
Florida police have warned people not to fire their weapons at Hurricane Irma. George Zimmerman protested that he shot in self-defense–Irma represented an imminent threat.
Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true.