WILL DURST says:
The good news is that vacation package tours of Guam can now be picked up for a song. Unfortunately, that song is “Eve of Destruction.”
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WILL DURST says:
The good news is that vacation package tours of Guam can now be picked up for a song. Unfortunately, that song is “Eve of Destruction.”
Whenever you hear someone say “but he’s not a racist,’ that’s a big red flag that he probably is.
When I get home late from the bar, my wife turns up the heat so much that I wake up the next morning with grill marks.
Atlanta Falcons new stadium has a Chick-fil-A outlet. Too bad they are closed on Sundays when the games are played. The digital signage can be changed to Popeye’s on game days.
I once went to Popeye’s. They weren’t amused when I asked them if I could have some chicken today and pay them next Tuesday.
Heather Heyer’s memorial service was yesterday. We’re still waiting for DJ to Tweet that “Out of State” attendees should visit his Virginia Winery to purchase some “Great” wines to take home.
Trump’s plan to bridge the racial divide is to create more jobs. Makes as much sense as Gallagher combating teen pregnancy by smashing watermelons.