The good news is that vacation package tours of Guam can now be picked up for a song. Unfortunately, that song is “Eve of Destruction.”



  1. When I get home late from the bar, my wife turns up the heat so much that I wake up the next morning with grill marks.

  2. Atlanta Falcons new stadium has a Chick-fil-A outlet. Too bad they are closed on Sundays when the games are played. The digital signage can be changed to Popeye’s on game days.

  3. Heather Heyer’s memorial service was yesterday. We’re still waiting for DJ to Tweet that “Out of State” attendees should visit his Virginia Winery to purchase some “Great” wines to take home.

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