GARY BACHMAN says:
A Memphis woman is planning to file a complaint with the state medical board after her doctor called her “Aunt Jemima.” Well, at least he didn’t say she was stacked.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A Memphis woman is planning to file a complaint with the state medical board after her doctor called her “Aunt Jemima.” Well, at least he didn’t say she was stacked.
After he’s released, OJ hopes to do another movie. I’m concerned though what happens when the director yells “Cut!”
With his October parole just announced, quite a few people feel OJ is getting something like special, white-glove treatment.
Sean Spicer resigned. Will take up horticulture.
Now that Sean Spicer has resigned Trump administration needs a new communications director to bend the truth and mislead the public. OJ is available.
When an Amishman has a great idea does a candle light over his head?
White House Spokesperson Sean Spicer resigned ostensibly so he could spend more time at home lying to his family.
Trump is reshuffling his legal team. Will it be like chairs on the Titanic?
Stevie Wonder got married for the third time. He met his wife on a blind date. Don’t know what caused the break up of his previous two marriages, but we can rule out Stevie seeing other women.
Sometimes I feel like my life is one long lowlight reel.
Sean Spicer is out and Anthony Scaramucci is in at the White House communications office. With all the dancing White House communications people do these days, the big question is, “Scaramucci, Scaramucci, can you do the fandango?”
One thing lawyers and doctors have in common is that they call their businesses a “practice.” Sorry, but I don’t relish any one “practicing” on my will or liver!
Bedroom boredom: Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
R.E.I. has this really cool thing for camping. It’s a briefcase that turns into a toilet. They got the idea from Kellyanne Conway’s briefcase.
Zume Pizza in Mt. View, Ca., has robots that make the pizza. They form the dough, then add the sauce and toppings; the whole nine yards. Too weird for me. But I guess it’s OK for Millennials who love the smell of WD-40 in the evening.
O.J. Simpson was granted parole last week. Many things have changed since he went inside. Jenner was a guy. Schwarzenegger was a governor. Trump was a loud mouth game show host. Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
Scaramuccia (literally “little skirmisher”), is a stock clown character of the Italian commedia dell’arte. Could Jerry Lewis be far behind?
Today is National Drive -Thru Day so I drove through two stop signs and a red light.
Trump continues to tweet his ire on “witch hunts.” Maybe he’s trying to drown out chants coming from his White House -“Double, double toil & trouble…”
Maybe once O.J. gets out of prison he can join the administration and help Trump look for the real hackers.