1. Trump wants to form a cyber- security task force with Russia. You can’t make stuff up like this. That’s like forming a cyber- security task force with RUSSIA.

  2. The Alaskan volcano Bogoslof erupted over the weekend, spewing an ash cloud 30,000 feet into the air. Political pundit Sarah Palin immediately Tweeted that Russia, who she keeps an eagle eye on, was trying to make an ash out of you and me.

  3. OJ might get out of jail in October. Says all he wants to do is relax and play golf. Might be kinda’ tough for him tho. The only water hazard he’s faced for the last 9 years has been the showers with Big Mo.

  4. Today, Donald Trump Sr. applauded Don Jr’s transparency. For releasing emails that prove the campaign tried to use Russian influence to discredit Hillary. Like complimenting the bear that mauled you for maintaining such well kept claws.

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