JANICE HOUGH says:

Marijuana is now legal in Nevada. Let’s hope this doesn’t force Las Vegas hotels to double the price of their all-you-can-eat buffets.


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  1. Chris Christie burns New Jersey by sunbathing on beach he closed during budget standoff. In reality, with Christie on the beach, there wouldn’t be room for anyone else anyhow.

  2. Workers dismantling a Confederate monument in St. Louis discovered a 102-year-old time capsule buried under the statue. Funny enough, it was an exact copy of the first 100 days of Trump.

  3. It was a weird week for Congress, what with the holiday in the middle and all. Even so, they were able to accomplish one positive act. They repealed Obama’s pardon of Tot, the 2016 Thanksgiving Turkey.

  4. I was at a drive-thru burger joint Saturday night and the girl asked if I wanted fries with that, Asshole! I didn’t get mad. It was good to see Kathy Griffin working again.

  5. U.S. Customs officers stopped a truck carrying two tons of marijuana disguised as heads of lettuce near the Texas border. This explains Willie Nelson’s new diet. I’ll just have the big salad.

  6. I’M EXCITED ABOUT BUYING A TESLA MODEL 3 IN THE SEMI-NEAR FUTURE. NOT TOO SURE HOW WE’LL AFFORD IT…BUT HOPEFULLY WE CAN CHARGE IT.

  7. Aaah, to be back in Wisconsin on the 4th of July. “Let’s drink a lot of beer and handle explosives.” Lot of guys named “Lefty” in Wisconsin. And “Patch.”

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