1. This is just part of a long- term GOP plan to speed up global warming so rising ocean waters flood California coastline cities and the state’s electoral votes turn reliably red.

  2. The President said he doesn’t want other countries and other leaders laughing at us anymore, so hopefully that means he’s preparing to step down. Fingers crossed.

  3. The Defense Department announced their budget for next year, and it’s a big one. A $1.4 billion increase over last year. But we have to look on the positive side. It includes a new Tweet-To-Tweet weapons system designed to take out Kathy Griffin.

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