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  1. The deceased director of a Dutch fertility center has been accused of using his own sperm to father twelve or more children. In a lawsuit, those people conceived with sperm from the center accuse Dr. Jan Karbaat of being the center’s only donor. The doctor died last month at 89. In a related story, the NBA named him Player of the Year.

  2. The age of a doctor may increase a patient’s risk of dying from hospitalization, according to a new study from Harvard Medical School. And in a similar study by the Harvard Lampoon, patients of Dr Phil stand a 100 percent chance of dying from embarrassment.

  3. Kim Jong-un’s hair stylist says that a hair style should not considered innovative when it involves a “Comey over”

    Korean dictionary explanation of “Impeachment”: hair today, gone tomorrow.

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