BILL WILLIAMS says:
A group of Chinese students studying an unusual form of Kung Fu showed off their strength by swinging heavy wooden boxes from their genitals. Experts warn if you have a splinter that lasts longer than 4 hours notify your Kung Fu master.
Democrats lost their direction so completely they need a compass to wipe their butts. They make listless look rigid. Limp is their new rock.
Avoiding a strike, Hollywood studios and the writer’s union reached an agreement late Monday night. Which is great because it saves us from using this tired old Romney joke. “Mitt Romney says after he wins the presidency he’ll sign his old buddy Donald Trump up as, Secretary of Don’t Be Ridiculous!”
The world’s easiest to fly plane, the Cessna 172 is 61-years-old this week. And I tell you, this plane is easy to fly. So easy, the turn and slip indicator is a martini glass from Harry’s Bar in Venice.
Queen Elizabeth’s husband, 95-year-old Prince Philip, has announced that he’s retiring from his royal duties. His royal duties consist of attending about 200 events every year and trying not to say something embarrassing. Sounds like Ryan Seacrest’s new job.
Since most of those destined to lose health care will be Trump supporters, might the Democrats be wiser to let it pass and play the long game?