Fly the “friendly” skies. — 9 Comments

  1. During a joint news conference with the prime minister of Italy, Donald Trump said he is great friends with Luciano Pavarotti who is dead. He added that he enjoys spaghetti dinners cooked by Chef Boyardee.

  2. Kim Jong Un is kicking demilitarized sand in our face, sticking his nuclear tongue out, while wagging the thumbs in his ears. Probably not even his own thumbs. Could be his uncle’s thumbs.

  3. An Oregon marijuana store celebrated the cannabis-themed April 20th holiday by adding a 16-foot joint to its unofficial Joint Museum. In their museum resides the Bic lighter from Cheech and Chong’s Up In Smoke, Willie Nelson’s combo scarf and joint roller, and the menu from that Juke Joint where Jimbo first slurred out: “Hey, what a hoot. Let’s elect Trump president.”

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