Sound familiar? — 10 Comments

  1. A team of physicists at Washington State University have created a fluid that ignores Newton’s Second Law of Motion. When pushed it accelerates backwards. It was actually easy-peasy to concoct. All they did was print out a copy of Trump’s campaign promises and dunk them in a glass of beer.

  2. Southwest Airlines pilot was arrested at Albany Airport for having a loaded gun in his carry-on at a TSA check point. Think I see a new United Airlines marketing campaign – “We might beat you up but we won’t shoot you.”

  3. U.S, Vice President Donald Pence is touring the Korean Peninsula. He Tweets that they’ve done a top notch job recovering from the cancelation of MASH and their new show, Korea is the New Black should put them back on top again.

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