GARY BACHMAN says:
Payless Shoes is filing for bankruptcy. I thought they were a sole proprietorship. Maybe they can make arrangements with their creditors to pay less.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Payless Shoes is filing for bankruptcy. I thought they were a sole proprietorship. Maybe they can make arrangements with their creditors to pay less.
Trump’s Mar-a-Lago hit with 13 health violations in January. Trump plans to address the situation by rolling back food safety laws.
Trump’s Mar-a-Lago hit with 13 health violations in January. The next world leader he needs to invite to his Florida retreat is Kim Jong-Un.
Siri: where can I find some Chinese take out?
Go to United Airlines.
North Korea celebrated the 105th anniversary of Kim Il-Sung today with a yuuuugge parade and show of military strength. No leaders of their current regime went golfing today.
Trump’s first 100 days: he bombed.
In a desperate attempt to drag itself out of the spotlight United Airlines reported Dr. Dao drives a VW diesel.
Navy SEAL under investigation for alleged work as adult film actor. He improperly discharged his weapon.
Donald Trump will be the first President to speak at the NRA Annual Meetings since Ronald Reagan. An organization that emphasizes gun safety will be addressed by a man who keeps shooting himself in the foot.
A visionary figure in the birth of the Internet has passed away. I’m going to miss Al Gore.
Scientists report an asteroid as big as the Rock of Gibraltar will streak past Earth on April 19 at a safe but excitingly close distance. I plan to watch. It’ll be our last chance to see Bill O’Reilly.
What is the difference between United Airlines and Bill Cosby? Peanuts.
Trump wants to attack North Korea. I challenge him to offer his kids lives to make America great again.
The U.S. dropped the largest non-nuclear bomb ever made on Afghanistan. You mean it was bigger than Chris Christie?
Looks like eggs and heads may roll at the White House.
Lots of eggs today at the White House and the biggest yolk works in the Oval Office.