DAVID C. VINCENT says:
There was a mentally ill person on the White House lawn recently. Also an intruder.
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DAVID C. VINCENT says:
There was a mentally ill person on the White House lawn recently. Also an intruder.
DQ is giving away free ice cream cones. None for Donald Trump–he’s stuffed after a day of eating crow. #Comeyhearing
People liked Bush because he seemed like a guy you could have a beer with. tRump seems more like a guy you could kick a puppy with.
A San Diego brewery unveiled a new blend called Toilet to Tap, it’s beer made from the city’s waste water recycling program. It tastes like regular beer — but you can defiantly tell the seat was left up.
Trump supporters are boycotting Hawaii. Not because that judge blocked the president’s travel ban. Because they can’t hold their breath long enough to drive there.
Wife of Wichita State coach Gregg Marshall was made to leave the court for shouting and cursing after the game. Officials understand anger, but she committed the unforgivable sin. She left the toilet seat down in the locker room.
A man found with a bag of marijuana “sticking out” of his buttocks was arrested. His ass was grass.
Pesticide linked to low sperm count found in Canadian drinking water. The good news is that perhaps Justin Bieber won’t be able to father a child.
Trump plans to eliminate environmental guidelines to make it easier to allow logging and drilling. This guy won’t be happy till he eliminates shade.
LOL, will!
We need another Trump in the White House like we need another Kardashian. #IvankaTrump