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I thought it was the Optometrist’s Story. — 17 Comments

  1. Did you know L.A. has a Fashion Week? Yep. It’s sandwiched right in between Trophy Wife Week and Take The Old Man To The Cleaners Week.

  2. Last week was the 114th American International Toy Fair at the Jacob Javits Convention Center in New York City. In previous shows Donald Trump has displayed his latest toy, but this year she was busy at the White House.

  3. Backing the president’s deportation program calls for real commitment from his supporters. Millionaire homeowners have vowed lawns will reach one and one half inches before calling the gardner.

  4. Floridian said his dog shot his girlfriend. Don’t laugh–the dog has a long record that includes biting the mailman, digging in the neighbor’s garden, and humping the meter reader.

  5. A guy in China who calls himself the Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master demonstrates his title by taking whacks from 2×4’s, bricks, and cowboy boots to his private parts. His fiancé who dumped him recently complained: He just whacks off too much.

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