GARY BACHMAN says:
The owner of a missing finger part found in a Sydney, Australia toilet block has come forward. It belonged to a young man who told police he lost the finger on Dec 24 then corrected date to Dec 23. Hey, he was just a digit off.
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A preacher asked his followers to prove their faith by drinking rat poison. I think the preacher is a d-con artist.
The passing of Professor Irwin Corey has brought sadness to the Trump White House, this means that they will have to restart their search for a national science advisor.
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Now that he’s dead dead, will Mike Ilitch have a burial burial?
Charles Oakley has been banned from Madison Square Garden. I didn’t even know he was Muslim.
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Got to love pResident tRump. He issues an executive order to keep violent extremists from entering the country, but has no problem filling his cabinet with them.
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Good one, Bill!
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Microsoft promises that the new Windows 10 update will have significant changes. I hope it’s not just Windows dressing.
Sarah Palin is being considered for Ambassador to Canada. Canada responded by threatening to build a border wall.