WILL DURST says:
The preacher said the rain that started to fall as DJT took the oath was a good sign in the Bible. Yeah, tell that to Noah.
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WILL DURST says:
The preacher said the rain that started to fall as DJT took the oath was a good sign in the Bible. Yeah, tell that to Noah.
Asked a Falcon player for change for a dollar and only got three quarters.
Donald Trump broke with tradition and called both Super Bowl quarterbacks. However, he hung up on Matt Ryan.
Hundreds of fresh clams, oysters and mussels, worth $350, were taken from a delivery van in NYC. It was an extremely shellfish crime.
Cats will be featured this year at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show for the first time in 140 years. Protesters are already banding together with their dog-ear hats and signs proclaiming Poochy Power.
It has been clarified that Melania Trump will, indeed, be moving to the White House in the coming months. The new first lady also announced Stephanie Winston Walkoff will be her chief of staff. This is good news for the president. He loves a good Winston bust and she’ll be bringing hers with her.
Kind of funny how anything Donald Trump doesn’t agree with has suddenly become “fake news.” He’s jumped on the phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy.
Metallica is rumored to be planning a US stadium tour. Metallica is so old that Sandman now enters in the early afternoon.
A Brazilian woman has become the oldest person to get engaged at 106 years old. She’s registered at Adjustable Bed Bath & Beyond.
My wife of many years is not interested in sex any more. She does, however, have a continuing fascination with Steamy Slow-Cooker Recipes…
Reports are that at least two candidates have turned Donald Trump down to be White House communications director. Presumably they prefer something like a janitorial job at the National Zoo, where they could clean up after real elephants.