Apple would call them iAmmo.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

The U.S. Army wants bullets that biodegrade and leave seeds behind. It’s an operation they’ve dubbed “Johnny-Get-Your-Gun-Appleseed”.


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Apple would call them iAmmo. — 16 Comments

  1. There is a new course this semester at Washington University in St. Louis. It’s called the “Politics of Kanye West: Black Genius and Sonic Aesthetics.” Students claim they are taking it for the articles. But really, it’s for the naked centerfold of Kim Kardashian.

  2. Trump trumpeters trumpeted that one million attended Trump’s inauguration. The alternate fact is it was not one million people. It was one million dollars in Donnie’s pocket.

    Studies at the Indiana University’s Center for Aging indicate obesity affects memory in older adults. There is good news here and bad news. The good news is you don’t remember the bad news. The bad news is you can’t see when your zipper is down.

    The new president threatened to send federal troops into Chicago unless the horrible carnage isn’t fixed. There have been 228 shootings there so far this year. Trump soon changed his tune when he found out some of the victims were Democrats.

    The director-general of North Korea’s aviation agency has died. His family says he loved aviation and wanted to have a classic airline send-off. So his body was misconnected to Rest In Peace at LAX’s lost luggage room.

  3. Actress Mary Tyler Moore has passed away at age 80. Fans everywhere are expecting Dick Van Dyke to trip over her casket and fall ass over tea kettle at the funeral.

  4. A food recycler claims to be able to turn one week’s worth of food wasted into fertilizer in just 24 hours. But it pales in comparison to that fertilizer producer residing in the White House.

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