Oldie but a goodie. (posted 2-16-2013) — 14 Comments

  1. United announced retirement of their 747’s at the end of the year. If you’re interested they’re asking $9,000,000. each. But if you subtract the snack fees, the overhead bin fees, the drink fees, the early checkin fees, the seat recline fees, the takeoff and landing fees, you could probably pick one up for a buck ninety-eight.

  2. Counselor to president Trump, Kellyanne Conway says she doesn’t get the point of Women’s March on Washington. Perhaps that’s because the only one to ever make a grab for her pussy was the SPCA.

  3. A fast-food employee at Jack’s restaurant in Mississippi smeared menstrual blood on a customer’s burger. I don’t care how good the food is at Jack’s, I’m not eating there–period.

  4. North Korea plans to run its annual Mangyongdae Prize Marathon on April 9th. Prizes will be given for fastest runner, oldest runner, and cutest ex-basketball player in a dress.

  5. The U.S. Air Force says it needs 750 more fighter pilots. Truth be told, ever since Tom Cruise got involved they’ve been a little short.

  6. This week the Russian parliament took a step closer to decriminalizing domestic violence. You can still get arrested for belting your spouse, child, or roommate. Just not during an N.F.L. game.

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