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Wow, it must be true! — 32 Comments

  1. People complain that Trump has filled all of the cabinet positions with his billionaire buddies, but how rich can his choice for the Treasury be if Steven Mnuchin can’t even afford to buy a vowel?

  2. QB Johnny Manziel will be at a mall in Houston for Super Bowl week signing autographs for dollars. He is charging US$99 for items that you bring to be signed. So far, no NFL teams have plans to bring a contract, and the CFL has announced that none of their teams has US$99 to spare.

  3. Trump’s Inaugural Luncheon consisted of Maine lobster and Angus Beef. The featured wines will be Californian. The brand of hairspray for the head table is a state secret.

  4. The NFL delayed the Steelers and Chiefs game for over 8 hours due to an ice storm. The field at Arrowhead Stadium looked good at game time. Those rented Zambonis did a great job.

  5. I think things may work out with my latest girlfriend. She likes to collect tiny ceramic unicorns, enjoys miniature golf…so maybe size DOESN’T MATTER to her.

  6. Big marches all over today for women’s rights. I prefer women’s lefts. Nearer the heart. Makes for a bigger boob.

  7. My wife really bonded with our 2 kids by breast-feeding them. Must admit that I felt a bit left-out at feeding time, since Sharon and I had always been breast friends.

  8. Anti-Trump protesters are everywhere except weirdly enough, Haight-Ashbury. They couldn’t get any one willing to put some flowers in that guy’s hair.

  9. Anti-Trump protesters are everywhere except weirdly enough, Haight-Ashbury. They couldn’t get any one willing to put some flowers in that guy’s hair.

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