JANICE HOUGH says:
Trump hurting a lot of feelings with his inaugural parade. He fires 88-year-old announcer, then tells Chris Christie he can’t be a float.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Trump hurting a lot of feelings with his inaugural parade. He fires 88-year-old announcer, then tells Chris Christie he can’t be a float.
So I guess you all heard this bogus story about Trump. Years ago he got in a body fluids experience with a Russian prostitute. Now, this is totally a lie, but to put a positive spin on it his people say: Even then he was into recycling.
Astronauts conducted a spacewalk to install new lithium ion batteries aboard the International Space Station last weekend. This is a Win, Win, Win situation for everyone. The station gets brighter lights and less time for recharging. And since the station is in space, no one can sue Samsung.
The U.S. Army wants bullets that biodegrade and leave seeds behind. It’s an operation they’ve dubbed, Johnny-Get-Your-Gun-Appleseed.
A Connecticut man called a town worker a “bloodsucking lazy union employee” before pinching her in the groin. He thought she wanted an “in crease.”
Canada will soon be legalizing recreational marijuana. As if Hollywood celebs needed another reason to move to Canada besides Trump.
The owner of a missing finger part found in a Sydney, Australia toilet block has come forward. It belonged to a young man who told police he lost the finger on Dec 24 then corrected date to Dec 23. Hey, he was just a digit off.
U-Haul evicted a man living in a Vancouver storage locker. U-Haul made sure it wasn’t for the long haul.
Iceland’s WOW Airlines is offering one-way fares to Europe for $69. It’s their Inauguration Day special.