Mariah Carey had all kinds of trouble during her New Year’s Eve show in Times Square. Mics not working, mics too low, mics to loud. Just a mess. Some even suggested she was sabotaged. Turned out to be a Russian hacker who didn’t like screechy white girls.
Ford dumped plans to build a new assembly plant in Mexico after Trump threatened them. Yes, Donald said if they move work to Mexico he’ll make Ford his official campaign car for 2020.
Donald Trump called Senator Chuck Schumer a clown in a recent tweet. I don’t know if someone with crazy orange hair should be calling someone else a clown.
Grayson Allen’s next trip should be to the psychiatrist.
Mariah Carey had all kinds of trouble during her New Year’s Eve show in Times Square. Mics not working, mics too low, mics to loud. Just a mess. Some even suggested she was sabotaged. Turned out to be a Russian hacker who didn’t like screechy white girls.
Ford dumped plans to build a new assembly plant in Mexico after Trump threatened them. Yes, Donald said if they move work to Mexico he’ll make Ford his official campaign car for 2020.
Today Donald Trump tweeted his displeasure at Japanese carmaker Toyota. Trump is just angry cause he couldn’t catch the Gengar Pokemon.
Donald Trump called Senator Chuck Schumer a clown in a recent tweet. I don’t know if someone with crazy orange hair should be calling someone else a clown.
Man lucky to be alive after getting harpoon through the head. Poor Chris Christie was mistaken for a whale.
Still doing the comedy club circuit at 63…like a baby seal, I know what it’s like to be clubbed.
Janet Jackson has become a first time mom at age 50. Who knew that she has never been a NBA fan?
Macdonalds has opened a restaurant in The Vatican. The most popular item on the menu is the Chicken McNuggets shaped like “the Pope’s nose”.
Donald Trump has asked Mariah Carey to perform at his Inaugural. In return, he will award her “The Milli Vanilli Lifetime Achievement Award”.
South Korea has a plan to “Decapitate” North Korea’s Kim Jong-un. Why don’t they castrate him instead? That way, there would be no Kim Jong-deux.
Oreste for president in 2020. upi.com knows why.