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  1. November saw biggest home sale surge in almost a decade. That’s due to all the Democrats selling their homes and moving to Canada.

  2. A NC mall was evacuated today after a fight broke out that sent shoppers fleeing. Apparently, someone misunderstood the meaning of “Boxing Day.”

  3. Police in Cheltenham, England, made an amazing discovery during a drug raid last weekend. A marijuana plant decorated like a Christmas tree. Now, that was weird. But not as weird as eight stoned reindeer on the roof waiting for Rudolph’s nose to turn green.

  4. A&E cancelled a forthcoming documentary series on the KKK when they learned producers gave cash to members for secrets. However, here’s one secret. A small group of Klansmen in North Carolina hate people but love Matzo Ball Soup. They’re the Kosher Ku Klux Klan.

  5. Lockheed Martin promises to lower the cost of its F-35 fighter jets after Donald Trump criticized the price. Their first cost cut, life rafts made in Cuba.

  6. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took daughter North West to see the “Nutcracker.” IMO, for a three-year-old a long ballet is tutu much.

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