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  1. This spring Starbucks will start selling their own brand of chicken soup. Soup made from mountain-grown chickens raised by Juan Valdez.

  2. A Canton, Ohio, woman is behind bars after leading troopers on a 130 mph chase across the state. Cops said when they finally stopped her she was completely naked in the car … She unhooked a bra while doing 130? WOW! That IS rocket science.

  3. Wisdom, a 66-year-old female albatross surprised staff at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge by laying a new egg. She delivered nine months to the day after Mick Jagger’s plane made an emergency landing on the island.

  4. Sources say Donald Trump will select ExxonMobil CEO Rex Tillerson to serve as secretary of state. The state department will be run like a well-oiled machine.

  5. The Stanford band’s most recent suspension will mean the LSJUMB won’t be traveling to the Sun Bowl in El Paso. Well, suppose it’s just as well not to anger a whole state full of people with guns.

  6. Reports are now that Rick Perry is Trump’s top choice for Energy secretary. Back out in 2011, Energy was that third Department that the Texas governor forgot he wanted to eliminate. You really CANNOT make this stuff up.

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