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But it’ll be “after the break”. — 15 Comments

  1. John Glenn, first American to orbit earth, U.S. Senator, a very brave man who knew no fear, died last week at age 95. Surrounded by family and friends his last words were: Washington, you’ve got a problem.

  2. Baywatch the movie will be out next year. Original TV Baywatchers Pam Anderson and Dave Hasselhoff will have cameos and wear their original Thong and Speedo swimsuits. And if you’re under 30 don’t worry, the theater will provide pixilated glasses so you don’t have to see the icky bits.

  3. More than half the continental United States had below-average temperatures Friday. It was so cold Trump put Jim Beam in his Cabinet.

  4. More than half the continental United States had below-average temperatures Friday. It was so cold Donald Trump launched a Twitter attack on Old Man Winter.

  5. The toilet of the 21st century is an all-in-one cleansing system that will flush itself after it cleans you with soothing warm water and blows you dry. Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to potty like it’s 1999.

  6. Lamar Jackson won the Heisman Trophy. However, Jill Stein demands a recount and the CIA says Russia intervened in the voting.

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