JANICE HOUGH says:
In New York, an assemblyman who fatally shot himself last week won his primary Tuesday. So voters not paying attention? Or voters deciding that a dead man could do less damage than the live alternative?
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That Trump really did it this time. Insulted an entire sex…Not that thing about grabbing pusssy, that was just natural. Saying only stars can do it, that insults all us regular guys
Good one, Bill!
Hurricane Matthew has weakened to a Category 2. Meanwhile, Hurricane Trump has strengthened to Category 5.
Golden Girls action figures have been released. Look for Donald Trump to grab a box.
Does Donald Trump ever think outside the box?
Donald Trump energy policy: promises lots of crude.
Any interest in another Clinton-Trump debate next week? My threshold of pain is warring with a love of non-intentional comedy. De bait is two miserable worms.
I’m just wondering. Do the Masters Of Flip and Flip Or Flop ever flip each other off as they pass on Hollywood Boulevard?
For Donald Trump picking up women is a simple game of tic-tac-ho.
Donald Trump went clubbing tonight. He hit a woman over the head and dragged her by the bush back to his cave.
Donald Trump proposes a reduction in health care costs by providing free gynecological exams.
David Letterman says that Donald Trump is a “damaged” human being. But he does admit balancing that weasel on his head is a great stupid pet trick.
Polls have Trump getting slaughtered in November. Looks like he’ll end up at the Dead Letter Office, because he’s just not Priority Male.
Think Donald Trump will be declared the winner of the debate if he manages to refrain from throwing his own feces at Hillary or the crowd.
Good one, will d!
Trump inspired humor: There are 3 times when women are smoking hot. First, when they’re 18. Second, when they’re going through “the change.” Third, when they’re cremated.
LOL, Will!
We should get those absentee ballots done soon…
At this point if it came out that #Trump actually had shot someone on 5th Avenue, his supporters would claim Hillary & Bill had shot more.
Well done, Janice!
Nobody has more respect for women than I do and the way i prove my respect is by grabbing them by their pussy.
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice fumed, “Enough, Donald Trump should not be President.” I love steamed Rice.
Will Trump’s vagina comment enable Hillary to “snatch” victory?