Santa? NO! — 14 Comments

  1. Madonna posted topless photo to encourage people to vote for Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, her breasts were sagging just like Hillary in the polls.

  2. Lady Gaga will perform at halftime of the Super Bowl. Since it’s such a prestigious event, I expect her to wear filet mignon.

  3. To test the durability of the iPhone 7 an online blogger dropped it from the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa skyscraper in Dubai, 2,717 feet high. Siri calmly deployed the Marry Poppins app and gently floated to the ground. To test the durability of the online blogger Siri friended him on Rue Paul’s Facebook.

  4. A Canadian National Park fitted a rooster named Ricky with special shoes designed to relieve his arthritis. Finding out he had arthritis wasn’t too hard, they just watched him walk around. But his name, Ricky, that took some ‘splainin, until they met his wife: Lucy.

  5. Donald Trump appeared fully clothed in a Playboy softcore adult video. It’s one of those rare instances no one got screwed by Trump.

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