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Righty tighty.. — 15 Comments

  1. A technological failure led to the destruction of 2,283 videos recorded by patrol cars of Seattle police conduct over the course of two days in July. You would think cops of all people would have back up.

  2. Man was shot and killed following an argument for not holding open a door for a woman at a Las Vegas McDonalds. Authorities will perform an Emily Post mortem.

  3. There is a Boeing 747 for sale on eBay, with bids starting at $299,000. Be careful if you plan to bid though, because this jet is just like the Trump campaign. If it ever gets off the ground, it will have a hairy crackup.

  4. Trump has switched his shipping business from FedEx to UPS in the desperate hope that Brown might do something for him.

  5. I went on vacation in Hawaii, but couldn’t pick any bikini-clad chicks. Consequently, I suffered a major Tropical Depression.

  6. A truck carrying lemons crashed and caught fire on an Arizona interstate. Authorities said a dozen Chrysler cars were destroyed.

  7. Donald Trump “It’s our right as a sovereign nation to choose immigrants that we think are the likeliest to thrive and flourish and love us.” Spoken by a man who has chosen immigrants for two of his three wives.

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