Hey, I rode one once! And I looked good.

BILL WILLIAMS says:

You can now tour Portland on a Segway electric scooter. For a hundred bucks an hour you get a scooter, a helmet, and a Nixon mask so no one will recognize you.


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Hey, I rode one once! And I looked good. — 12 Comments

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